Anal SEX! [05 May 2006|07:22pm] [ mood | dirty ] [ music | David Hasselhoff ft. Michael Bolton ] Hi everybody. I just got back from Zimbawankiwoo with my step-fish. We went with the well-known organization I.C.O.N.S., International Catfish Ovaries of the Nations Sexuality. We took underprivaledged catfish out of rough neighborhoods and put them in good homes. Boy, were they happy to see the looks on those volumptuous curves of Mount Waki Waki. I left Pat for Argentina, but I came back and had my way, and we are now the big M. MARRIED! Our sex is like Gorilla Glue, The Toughest on Planet Earth! Individuals with chronic asthmatic conditions should contact physician prior to using product.*nudge* If you know what I mean... You betcha! We recently gave birth to a beautiful baby walrus and named it ZXOubaldahhennnner. After all this sex, The Vagina feels like the Pacific Ring of Fire. It's got that burnin, itchin feelin! Yowza! But don't worry everyone, I have lots of pictures from my journey with I.C.O.N.S. US! this is miko miko, we saved him and he now lives freely with a beautiful family portrait of ZXOubaldahhennnner, whom is very talented as you can OBVIOUSLY see! <3 2 arent cool##IM COOL!

I'm back and I'm black! [16 Aug 2004|09:03pm] [ mood | Frisky... grrrr ] [ music | Ladies. OW! Fellas. OW! ] Hello my fellow puerto ricans! BLue sweatshirts make me horny...if you know what I mean ;) So, has anyone heard that new song "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy and that suave-voiced other dude. On another note... Have you ever wondered why people use the expression, "...laugh my ass off!" When really, you cannot literally laugh your ass off. OMG! DICK! How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the...IT WASN'T ME! I'm experiencing sexual frustration. Therefore, Pat and I are experiencing sexual difficulties. Why do people have tiny weenies? My G(genital)-Unit is inflamed. Call the fire department. I'm on FIRE!!! I'm starting to question my religion ever since that incident with my apple pie and my stereo... if you know what I'm getting at ;) ... If anyone's interested in waxing my telephone wires HOLLA atcha local hermaphadite!! sn: wilddonkeyseXXX p.s. does anybody have any home remedies for feline herpes. 67 arent cool##IM COOL!

DO THIS NOW! [06 Dec 2003|12:22pm] [ mood | word ] [ music | my milkshake is BETTER THAN YOURS ] 1. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: 2. Am I lovable?: 3. How long have you known me?: 4. How did we meet?: 5. What was your first impression?: 6. Do you still think that way about me now?: 7. What do you think my weakness is?: 8. Do you think I'll get married?: 9. What makes me happy?: 10. What makes me sad?: 11. What reminds you of me?: 12. If you could give me anything what would it be?: 13. How well do you know me?: 14. When's the last time you saw me?: 15. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?: 16. Do you think I could kill someone?: 17. Describe me in one word: 18. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?: 19. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?: 20. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?: PS. My name is JESS and thats ALL YOU GET. 49 arent cool##IM COOL!

[29 Nov 2003|04:48pm] [ mood | high ] [ music | COOL PEOPLE MUSIC!! ] * IM COOL!! ADD ME YA'LL!! * PEACE! 33 arent cool##IM COOL!

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